*This time in the bookstore…*
>"OMG! I can't believe she actually showed up to the party last night!"
>>"I know! Who does she think she is doing that?"
>"Ugh, I don't know but she didn't prove anything doing that."
>>"Hey, at what time is your class?"
>"At 2... OMG! I'm five minutes late... I should go...”
>>"Yeah, you should..."
>"Bye I'll see you later."
>>"Bye."
*Starbucks Line*
>"What's your major?"
>>"Biology."
>"What's yours?"
>>>"I don't have one."
>"Oh…"
>>"I might change it cause I don't think it's necessary for what I want to do."
>"Oh wait, I'm getting a call."
*Bookstore Line*
>"I wasn't even going to get a book here."
>>"I wasn't even going to get a book here."
>"Hey it's the same guy."
>>"Yeah."
>"Yeah…"
*CHEMISTRY Building*
>"So what you want to do here is take the relative abundance and multiply that by atomic mass."
>>"Oh, ok."
>"And that's all you really have to do for this chapter."
>> "I really do not want to go to class right now."
*Dirac Library (hiding behind the shelves)*
>"You going to the first game?"
>>"Yeah, but I might not..."
>"Bro, what do you mean you might not?"
>>"It all depends on this chick I'm trying to get with."
>"Nah, you can't miss the game for that."
>>"What's that chick doing behind the book shelf?"
(Oh no! They saw me.)
*Funny Bookstore Employees*
>"I mean if they start categorizing me by the people I hang out with, then I guess I'm not an Asian anymore."
>>"Ha! That's rich! Imagine, then I would be a White Nigger, no not even cause I hang out with Latinos and Asians too. What does that make me... a Rainbow Nigger?"
>"Hahahaha!"
>>"Let me not say that too loud cause they might think something else."
>"It's ridiculous though, changing my nationality for who I hang out with."
>>"Fucking ridiculous buddy. If only I would have been in that situation, the shit that would have gone down."
Oh man! These converstations are hilaious and you got caught!! Hahaha!! That's kind of embarrassing.. The last one is interesting. People should not have to feel that if they do not hang out or affiliate themselves with people of a certain race, they are no longer that race. Everyone should hang out with everyone.
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