Eavesdropping

In the line at Walmart:

1"Yeah, Kayla's was awesome last night."
2"Yeah, dude, I came home and passed out."
1*As he pulls out the lightbulbs*
2"Why are we getting lightbulbs?"
1"Because our lamp went out on the back porch and I need one for my desk."
2"Oh, shit, I need one for my desk too. Go run and grab two packs fast."

Broward Dorm:

1"You know what I have to do? ... I have to get a rug."
2"You don't need a rug."
1"You know, you are right, I don't need a rug.. I want one."
2"Then we have to go to Target and get you a rug.."
1"I also need a broom and.. hmmm.. what else do I need?"
2"You should make a list."
1"I'm going to make a list."

Friend's Apartment:

1"Dude, did you want to play FIFA?"
2"Hell yeah man, let's play."
1"Are you any good?"
2"Well, i've played before.."
1"I'm going to kick your ass."
3"Yeah man, he's good."
2"Oh, well then nevermind, I don't want to play."

Landis Green:

*Guy gets dumped in fountain and group leaves with his stuff*
1"Hey, have you seen a big group of people walk by?"
2"No man, I'm sorry."
3"I saw them."
1"Could you tell me where they went?"
3"Well I overheard them talking about going to the Westcott."
1"No, I just ran over there, I thought'd they be there too. I'm soaking and they have my phone and my wallet and stuff."
2 and 3"Oh, sorry we are no help. Happy Birthday though!"
1"It's not my birthday.."