Monday, September 6, 2010

Conversations

Doc Office on Friday

Women 1 "I painted my house last weekend, and i screwed up and bought the wrong color and now my house looks like an off color teal"

Women 2 "AWW, I'm sorry to hear that, are you going to re-paint it?"

Women 1 "Yeah I am, but this time i think i am going to call in a professional, just depends how much they are going to charge me, cause i have no money to spend on the hired help."

Apartment

Joey "God i am so tired"

Corey "Me too, last night was crazy, the club was packed."

Joey "I used my fake ID to get in, and i got banned dog, the guy was lookin at it for like ever, i was so nervous he was gunna take it away"

Corey " You just have to act cool, and not look like your using a fake, you know?"

Joey “Yea bro, I know how to act, I got in didn’t I”

Corey “Did you get any drinks at the bar?”

Joey “Yeah I bought like 6 shots for some random ass girls”

Corey “Cool”

At Home, Watching TV

Mom “Hey, the Saint Thomas football game is on”

Dad “O really? Who they playing”

Mom “I don’t know some team from Texas”

Gas Station

Girl 1 “We looked really hot last night, didn’t we?”

Girl 2 “Yeah, I was so drunk, I don’t even remember who I was dancing with”

Girl 1 “yeah, so random guy I was dancing with just started kissing me on the neck and we just started making out…!”

Girl 2 “NO way, you didn’t tell me that!!!”

Girl1 “Sorry I just remembered it right now, crazy crazy night”

Girl 2 “Yeah it was, I still have to take my make-up off, I feel so gross!”

Girl 1” well after we get back wanna shower and go to the pool and tan?
Girl2 “Sounds good”


1 comment:

  1. You used great dialog through out all the eavesdropping stories. I enjoyed that you did more than one story it made things interesting. I can picture you parents sitting around watching TV, cause that’s how mine always are. My dad wants information like who are they playing or what the score is but my mom has no clue. The one with the two girls at the gas station is super funny to. I bet they looked like a hot mess when you saw them. I can imagine the two guys talking up there crazy night and thinking it was the coolest thing ever. I liked all three of the eavesdropping situations.

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