Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Stereotypes

All through high school, I was stereotyped as being gay because I was a swimmer. People thought that becasue i wore a speedo that i was automatically gay. At first all i could think was how dumb people sounded and that i didnt care but as i grew older i learned more about swimmers and i became more of clever. By junior year i was able to respond to this very easily. People used to call me gay and my answer was that i was on the only sports team at our school that has girls on the team and i just happened to be 9/10ths naked in front of them 5 days of the week. If they didnt shut up after that i pulled the playboy statistics out on them which are that swimmers are number 1 in bed, number 1 most comfortable with the opposite sex, number 1 on most sexually actice. I dont really have to say more after that. If they still continued i would just bring all the points of how their sport is gayer than mine and how their idiots for trying me because a lot of sports are gay if you think about them. After i was done shutting them up i would always say that you cant be gay by the sport you do.

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