Fresh Foods
> Yeah, Samford got wrecked. I was outta there by halftime. Figured I wasn’t gonna miss anything important.
>> Some fan you are.
> Gimme a break. My buzz was gone within like 25 minutes of being there. Sorry I don’t enjoy sports sober.
>> Come on man, first game of the season, you weren’t just excited to be there?
> Yeah I was. But come on bro, it was like 100 degrees out there, no way I was staying the whole time. I took my shirt off after like the first five minutes of the game.
>> Whatever man, you shoulda stuck it out. First game ever for Jimbo Fisher. Epic moment in FSU history.
> Kegger at my brother’s apartment, can you blame me?
Walking down my hall to my room.
> You check out sun dress in the lobby downstairs?
>> Yeah man, I would.
> Oh, obviously.
Walking to the stadium on Call St.
> So I heard Samford’s pretty good, like they’re better than us.
>> Haha, what? Samford probably would have trouble beating a high school team.
> No, seriously. Like they’re from California or something and they’re ranked better than we are.
>> Wow, who told you that garbage? Wait...you mean Stanford?
> Oh, that might have been it. Yeah actually, they did say Stanford.
>> Jesus.
> Soooo, we are better than them?
>> (Sighs) Yes, Monica.
McDonald’s at 1 AM
> I...am...shwasted.
>> Yeah, I can tell. Everytime we go to In Between you act a fool.
> Don’t hate son, you saw me spittin’ hot game. I got them digits bro.
>>> Ryan, you were hitting on the nastiest girls in the whole place. Grenades everywhere.
> Guys, I know you can’t get any anymore but don’t try to bring me down with you two.
>> Whatever man, can’t stop you from hooking up with grenades. Sorry I have standards.
>>> Dude, just stop. I don’t wanna remember anything I saw outta him tonight.
>> Haha, come on, you know it’s good dirt on him. We’ll show him this girl’s facebook tomorrow and he’ll be like “F my life.”
> Guys...guys. Please go order more nuggets. Chicken McNuggets are God’s gift to man.
I really like the conversation that you over heard in Fresh Foods because my friends and I did the exact same thing- except for the whole kegger afterparty. It was so ridiculously hot out and we were killing Samford so I felt like there was no point in even staying.
ReplyDeleteThe second vonversation you heard is totally a boy conversation. Do they ever grow up?
I actually laughed at the third conversation because I have a friend, and I'm sure everyone else does as well, that always always says things and I'm like huh, where in the world did you hear that?
The fourth conversation you heard is funny also. I especially like it because of the reference to Jersey Shore- grenades. Also, i think its funny because when people are wasted they think everyone looks better than they actually do in real life and I enjoyed how his friends were like 'when he sees her tomorrow on facebook he's gonna be like crap'.